Weekly LOLs! Oct 14th: Mish Mash!

Here it is! My weekly funnys. Things I have come across on the interwebs, that made me Laugh Out Loud (or in my head, because I was at work and did not want to draw unintentional attention to myself). Of course we have our norms: Firefly, Big Bang, and such. Enjoy!

I don't know about you, but I would totally watch some Disney Villain Princess movies. Gaston makes a hot Belle, but I cant decide whether I like Hades as Cinderella, or Jafar as Tinkerbell best....

This isn't funny. THIS IS EFFING EPIC. There is NOTHING to joke about. This is a serious matter. I must have this game in my possession POST HASTE and the world has to know. If you want to buy it for me, message me for my address...

I think I will try to make it a weekly tradition to find the best D&D rules for alignment out of my favorite shows/movies, etc. These are great and spot on!. Oh, and no week is complete with Nathan Fillion. 

-100 points for whatever house you reside in...Scratch that, if you don't know who this is, then your demoted to Hufflepuff and/or Amity. Go frolic or sing or something....

OMG the HORROR

I live for Costco. Buying in Bulk is necessary for a mother of 4 kids (well, 1 kid, a husband, and 2 grown men roomates....all look same)

In celebration of the shutdown being over and me finally being paid....

HAHA, So true. 

Ok, these are thanks to Geek are Sexy, which is an awesome page

Ok, I have to admit, if someone came up to me with one of these pick up lines...it might work. 

Hope you had fun! Now enjoy your weekend. Or work...or do homework. Or all of the above. Word

Nerdy Hotness

Here are a list of the few people that I have developed obsessive nerdtastic crushes on over the years, with NO regards to gender, sexual orientation, or nationality. Just Hotness. (OK, more than crushes. Like, wouldn't kick them out of bed status). Come on, even people who scoff in name of cult culture can appreciate the physical beauty of these specimens. (These are in NO particular order, because who can choose?)

Dean Winchester 

Jensen Ackles

Because his "brotherly" love for his "brother" is such a turn on. 

LeeLoo Dallas Multipass! 

Mila Jovovich

Because she can eat a whole chicken-pill-meal in one sitting and she has a cool accent when shes said GOOD CHICKEN! And well...no one wears tape quite like her

Corbin Dalls

Because he is Bruce Willis....Duh. 

Felicia Day

Because she plays World of Warcraft and is friends with NPH and she can sing! Do you want to date my Avatar?? YouTube it!

NPH 

Neil Patrick Harris, but he is cool enough that just letters suffice

Because he was like an 8 year old doctor! And he has a sing-along blog! And he is the best gay womanizer EVER!

Buffy

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Because she is a bad-ass supernatural kicking female with awesome one liners! Plus she has hot boyfriends. And her best friend is a lesbian, who before she knew, dated a hot werewolf. 

Which brings us too...

The Hot Werewolf!

Seth Green

Oz, Robot Chicken, etc. He is just witty and funny, and he is the ONLY time I like werewolves (take that Team Jacob)

Mila Kunis

Because she was a bad ass chick in Book of Eli and a sexy chick in Black Swan. Who didn't picture themselves in a Mila/Natalie sandwich?? But really, Book of Eli sold me. (don't get me started on That 70's Show...her character was just annoying)

Nathan Fillion 

Malcolm Reynolds, Castle

Because BOTH characters are sexy as hell. One brooding space cowboy vs. one cute playboy witty writer. Plus, Castle gets Beckett

Kate Beckett

Stana Katic

Because as Beckett she is a badass strong but not overly-sexualized female lead, but in RL (real-life) she speaks 5 languages, and loves archery and environmental issues. Ill take both Beckett and Stana thank you!

Chris Colfer

or Kurt!

Because I just want to put him in my pocket and keep him there forever. That is where he belongs. 

Daniel Radcliffe

Because a man that is sexually secure enough to play Harry Potter for his whole life PLUS shake his junk on stage NEEDS to be included!

Eliza Dushku

Because Joss Wheadon is a genius and has three TV shows already featured on this list. Not only is she ANOTHER slayer, but she is also Echo, of the Dollhouse, who can be anything she is programmed to be, and that is one sexy badass chick.

Elijah Wood

Because I fell in love with his puny ass in The Good Son, and ever since then his blue eyes just got me! And I am so conflicted because normally I don't go for short hairy wussy guys, but Frodo does it for me! But I am just so badass myself that I don't know if I want guys to protect, or guys to fight along with me. Eh, I digress...

Dean Cain

My Favorite Superman!

Because he is that perfect combination of sensitive and super hero (I guess that's the point?)

George of the Jungle

Brendan Fraser

Because...do you have eyes?

Johnny Depp

Because, he is Johnny Depp and can play anything. I wasn't going to add him, because he is so mainstream, but he is on the biggest pop culture cult following fandom lists, and he is one of my all-time faves, so I had too :)