Saturday, September 15, 2012

Nerdy Hotness

Here are a list of the few people that I have developed obsessive nerdtastic crushes on over the years, with NO regards to gender, sexual orientation, or nationality. Just Hotness. (OK, more than crushes. Like, wouldn't kick them out of bed status). Come on, even people who scoff in name of cult culture can appreciate the physical beauty of these specimens. (These are in NO particular order, because who can choose?)

Dean Winchester 
Jensen Ackles
Because his "brotherly" love for his "brother" is such a turn on. 

LeeLoo Dallas Multipass! 
Mila Jovovich
Because she can eat a whole chicken-pill-meal in one sitting and she has a cool accent when shes said GOOD CHICKEN! And one wears tape quite like her

Corbin Dalls
Because he is Bruce Willis....Duh. 

Felicia Day
Because she plays World of Warcraft and is friends with NPH and she can sing! Do you want to date my Avatar?? YouTube it!

Neil Patrick Harris, but he is cool enough that just letters suffice
Because he was like an 8 year old doctor! And he has a sing-along blog! And he is the best gay womanizer EVER!

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Because she is a bad-ass supernatural kicking female with awesome one liners! Plus she has hot boyfriends. And her best friend is a lesbian, who before she knew, dated a hot werewolf. 

Which brings us too...
The Hot Werewolf!
Seth Green
Oz, Robot Chicken, etc. He is just witty and funny, and he is the ONLY time I like werewolves (take that Team Jacob)

Mila Kunis
Because she was a bad ass chick in Book of Eli and a sexy chick in Black Swan. Who didn't picture themselves in a Mila/Natalie sandwich?? But really, Book of Eli sold me. (don't get me started on That 70's Show...her character was just annoying)

Nathan Fillion 
Malcolm Reynolds, Castle
Because BOTH characters are sexy as hell. One brooding space cowboy vs. one cute playboy witty writer. Plus, Castle gets Beckett

Kate Beckett
Stana Katic
Because as Beckett she is a badass strong but not overly-sexualized female lead, but in RL (real-life) she speaks 5 languages, and loves archery and environmental issues. Ill take both Beckett and Stana thank you!

Chris Colfer
or Kurt!
Because I just want to put him in my pocket and keep him there forever. That is where he belongs. 

Daniel Radcliffe
Because a man that is sexually secure enough to play Harry Potter for his whole life PLUS shake his junk on stage NEEDS to be included!

Eliza Dushku
Because Joss Wheadon is a genius and has three TV shows already featured on this list. Not only is she ANOTHER slayer, but she is also Echo, of the Dollhouse, who can be anything she is programmed to be, and that is one sexy badass chick.

Elijah Wood
Because I fell in love with his puny ass in The Good Son, and ever since then his blue eyes just got me! And I am so conflicted because normally I don't go for short hairy wussy guys, but Frodo does it for me! But I am just so badass myself that I don't know if I want guys to protect, or guys to fight along with me. Eh, I digress...

Dean Cain
My Favorite Superman!
Because he is that perfect combination of sensitive and super hero (I guess that's the point?)

George of the Jungle
Brendan Fraser you have eyes?

Johnny Depp
Because, he is Johnny Depp and can play anything. I wasn't going to add him, because he is so mainstream, but he is on the biggest pop culture cult following fandom lists, and he is one of my all-time faves, so I had too :)

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Things I am excited for!

Nerdy Things I am excited for:

1. World of Warcraft Mists of Panderia Expansion pack!

I am so stoked for this. I am not a big raider, but I love questing and following the story lines. Plus I like doing dungeons if the immature horny 12 year olds can keep to themselves. Seriously, can we start an adult only realm please????

2. Jennifer Armentrout…that’s it, she needs no introduction.

She has 2 book series that I love: Lux and Covenant, and honestly, I can’t decide which one I am looking forward to most. Maybe Lux #3 because thusofar there is no more dreaded love triangle. Covenant is an amazing story, but I am team hot Aiden, and if she screws it up and falls for the “other guy” Seth, then I am throwing the series out the window….

3. Divergent, Insurgent….Detergent???

What the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is the 3rd book called? And why do I have to wait until long after the 2nd Hunger Games (Catching Fire) is in theatres to continue this compelling story? (That’s November 2013, for you). I mean, I am totally willing to wait for a fantastic series finale, but man, I need some Four in my life. I can only re-read Divergent so much! Although I have turned so many friends onto this series (just to gleefully break the news that they too have to wait over a year for the 3rd book, MUAHAHHAHA) that it is nice to live vicariously through them. Thanks Veronica Roth for this series!

4. Halloween – Where good girls can dress like sluts and get away with it

What should my costume be??? I am thinking something totally home-makeable, like a Night Elf from WoW! Although my whole family might be Mario Bros and Co (with me being Peach…slutty of course!). We have toyed around with being LeeLoo and Corbin from the 5th Element numerous times, but I need to get a good costume, not a cheesy buy-in-a-bag POS. Any ideas??

5. Walking Dead and ZOMBIES

I have hit the zombie craze hardcore. I am reading the Walking Dead Compendium, and I just got finished reading the first two books in the Razorland Series by Ann Aguirre (Enclave and Outpost, which I warn you, there is a damned love triangle), which is really good! I also recently picked up The Scourge by A.G. Henley, which was AMAZEBALLS. BTW, read all those books in about a 5 day span. So ya, bring on the zombies! My Goodreads to-read list is getting mighty long!

6. Zombie Fitness

You may have noticed that my blog URL is NerdgasmFitness…well that’s because I am a fitness freak. So I want to combine both my loves and create a Zombie boot camp. Gonna be great, and I am not giving up my ideas yet. You’ll have to wait. Gonne be EPIC though!